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Hamish The Hammer: Leg Rot

HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN A FIGHT BETWEEN A GROUP OF ADVENTURERS AND TOWN THUGS?

I’M HAMISH THE HAMMER AND I CAN GET YOUR THE GOLD YOU DESERVE

– I WAS MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN A FIGHT SPILLED ON TO THE STREETS. THE NEXT THING I KNOW AN ARROW HITS ME IN ME LEG. I’M A STABLE HAND AND NEED ME LEGS. THEY HAD TO CUT IT OFF WHEN THE ROT SET IN AND I COULDN’T AFFORD A PEG TO WALK ON. THE HAMMER GOT ME THE GOLD TO GET AN NEW OAK LEG AND COMPENSATION FOR MY TIME AWAY FROM WORK.

IT’S A STORY YOU HEAR EVERYDAY. A MAN – MINDING HIS OWN BUSINESS GETS CAUGHT UP IN A FIGHT THAT ISN’T HIS.

MY PROFESSIONAL *ASSOCIATES* WENT STRAIGHT TO THOSE THUGS AND *PERSUADED* THEM TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

I DON’T GET PAID UNLESS YOU DO.

SEND A RAVEN WITH A MESSAGE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM TO LUSKAIN CARE OF HAMISH THE HAMMER HENDRICKS FOR A FREE CONSULTATION.

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