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Hamish the Hammer: Magically Blighted Crops

HAS A MAGICAL PESTILENCE DESTROYED YOUR FARM AND FAMILY THROUGH NO FAULT OF YOUR OWN?

I’M HAMMISH THE HAMMER AND I CAN GET YOUR THE GOLD YOU DESERVE

–TESTIMONIAL
A WIZARD UNLEASHED A SPELL THAT BLIGHTED MY CROPS AND MY FAMILY STARVED TO DEATH. THE HAMMER GOT ME THE GOLD TO REBUILD MY LIFE. I KNOW HAVE A NEW WIFE, A MILK COW AND EVEN A PIG. THANKS HAMMISH

GOING TO THE TOWN GUARD OR PETITIONING THE LEADER OF YOUR VILLAGE TAKES TOO LONG WHEN YOU NEED GOLD NOW.

MY PROFESSIONAL TEAM OF NEGOTIATORS GO STRAIGHT TO THE SOURCE OF THE PROBLEM AND PERSUADES THEM TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

I DON’T GET PAID UNLESS YOU DO.

SEND A RAVEN WITH A MESSAGE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEM TO LUSKAIN CARE OF HAMISH THE HAMMER HENDRICKS FOR A FREE CONSULTATION.

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